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…and then God said, “Watch this,” and the angels giggled in their robes, and God let loose upon the land a great flood that swallowed all earth and trees and men and beasts alike. 

And Gabriel said, “Uh….there’s nothing left.” 

And God said, “Ooops! My bad,” and lo, did he reverse the earth and heavens and spin backwards all existence to the time just before the flood. And he said unto the angels, “Am I drunk? Michael, did you put something in this?” And his hand alighted on the golden goblet to his right. 

“I can’t even remember,” Michael said, and his voice was beautiful and terrible and shook the grounds and celestial spheres so all on earth trembled in awe and fear. 

And God questioned the angels, and tested their wisdom and faith of him and his decisions, “So who should I pick to survive?”