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The title Egyptologist is a bit like a nickname: it must be bestowed upon you. If one calls himself an Egyptologist, it’s widely recognized the man is a cad. Which is precisely why, when Winford Smythe came to the club and referred to himself as not only an Egyptologist, but a pre-eminent Egyptologist, we all knew he was a cad of the highest order.