205/365 03/15/2026

It becomes so easy for the man living alone to revert to savagery. For example, to blow his nose on a hand towel and decide it, temporarily, the nose-blowing towel. To encrust the towel with dried snot and booger bits blown each morning for a month. 

Simon Gaines thought himself above all savagery, nose-blown-towel and otherwise. We shall see he was sadly mistaken.