246/365 04/25/2026

I don’t know why all the villains always broadcast the lair. Some fortified mountaintop base bristling with defenses. Satellite in stationary orbit with one giant laser pointed at a capitol. Me? I’d buy up small real estate in some forgotten town. Do it slow. Open a vape shop and nail salon side by side, enter through the back and access a secret elevator. Keep it safe. Keep it hidden.