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Marston

“Let us consider a moment, then, the subversive spelling of ‘Tasty’ in the delightful lyrical romp that is ‘Fergalicious’ by Fergie, formerly of the Black Eyed Peas, and did you know?” The professor stopped to chuckle to himself, letting his laser pointer roll across his palm as if it were dice. “Also of the girl group Wild Orchid, which had changed its name from NRG, another quite novel spelling if I do say so myself.” He chuckled again.

I swear I wanted to die.