315/365 07/03/2026

Some days start better than others. Yesterday, for example: blew my nose in the bathroom, went to toss the crumpled toilet paper into the bin, and missed. When I went to pick it up, my whole sense of distance went right out the window, and I accidentally mushed my whole mouth against the toilet rim. Conked my head on the tank pretty good, too. But that toilet kiss really set the tone for my day.